partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

(via love-and-coquetry)

lalondes:

youknowtheres-oil-intheice:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti” 

(via being-a-king221b)

nippled:

*throws confetti at you* be quiet

(via carefulrebellion)

squirtle-stahp:

ryanroasts:

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY

(via inhermindisherfavoriteplace)

lameborghini:

i only exist on the internet

(via janersm)